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the-goddamazon:

ianthe:

nunsandbongsjesusanddongs:

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.



i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG


I’m not even sorry

this always makes me laugh lmfao

oh sweet oven-roasted titties it’s back. r-money has risen. let us give thanks and praise this day

That Binders Fulla Women album look like it would be dope as shit.

the-goddamazon:

ianthe:

nunsandbongsjesusanddongs:

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

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i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG

Is it wrong to love this?

I’m not even sorry

this always makes me laugh lmfao

oh sweet oven-roasted titties it’s back. r-money has risen. let us give thanks and praise this day

That Binders Fulla Women album look like it would be dope as shit.

(via teamladsvsteamgents)

mean-cannibals:

the-average-gatsby:

this is honestly how a normal person would react to 99% of these crime scene descriptions

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laurence fishburne is a precious treasure we should all cherish and protect at all costs

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poppunkbrittatl:

This weeks American hero. 

(Source: pleatedjeans, via teamladsvsteamgents)

My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.

pizzaight:

I fucking regret making this trashy little post so fucking much

(via luke-flywalker)

pretty-castiel:

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

(via hughhfancy)

pervocracy:

Look at Fifty Shades Of Grey's knot.

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Now look at my knot.

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Now back at FSoG.  Now back at me.

This is the knot your knot could look like if you bothered to ask actual BDSM players, or hell, even their YouTube channels, before making a movie supposedly about BDSM.  I’m not a rope top and I did that one-handed.

I’m on a horse.

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The thing where they justify abuse by saying “it’s BDSM, of course it’s sick and wrong” is still a bigger problem though.

(via urulokid)

burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

(via life-i-dont-need-such-a-thing)