Also, hi. I'm Alison. I'll try not to scare you off.
I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING
RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER
FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
WHY IS THIS ON MY DASH ITS NOT EVEN AUGUST YET
CHRISTMAS IN JULYYYYY!!!!!!
i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me
Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.
Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.
I JUST LOST MY SHIT
really tho I would kill for more nonromantic soulmates
soulmate best friends who met as children and don’t remember life apart
soulmate siblings whose parents always worry if there’s something unhealthy about their relationship
mentor-student soulmates who never stop learning from each other
soulmates whose relationships are ignored by society and just that much more intimate for it